I’m a jealous know it all

Loud, annoying, bragging douches, know it all’s, narcissistic, mean – These are just a few traits we categorize as negative. We can all fit ourselves into someones annoying list, even though we don’t want to admit it. That we have some bad traits and flaws here and there, we can accept. But no one really…

Feed your light bulb

You’re a smart ass, and you know it. But sometimes, even the smartest of asses can have brain fog, feel tired, and not be as sharp as they normally are. You know what I’m talking about, right? It’s important and really helpful to be on your A-game all the time, or at least as often…

Stay Timelss with Jord (+giveaway)

Time. Sometimes it can’t go fast enough, and sometimes there seems to not be enough of it. Earth rotations, seasonal changes, work hours, however we view time, it’s said to be the most valuable thing we have. I mean, if time is the most valuable thing we have, why not wear it in style!? There’s…

Take Pride in Being Childish

Earth has been molded by oceans, volcanoes, and ice. Landscapes have moved, new inhabitants have settled in, and changes is happening at all times. But, underneath all these layers of molds , and changes, there is a center. The core center of our earth is untouched, and has remained the same since its creation. We…

Heavenly mush

What is the best part about going to a fancy restaurant? Seeing the food arrive, beautifully plated in front of you, to a few seconds later, mush it up on your plate. Eating out is the best. The  nice ambiance, and that pretty food, but let’s be honest – food tastes so much better when…

Guts are sexy, and we know it

In the honor of hump day, let’s talk about something really sexy – your gut, stomach, tummy, belly, dun loop – a loved child has many names. It might have a lot of names, but not too much of an effort gets put into our guts, if we’re not trying to loose it. Taking care…

Wow – man

The scripture says that Eve was the one who ate the apple, but who tricked her into it? The snake, aka Adam, the man, who couldn’t resist the beauty of Eve. With a grace like her, Adam was too afraid to pursue, so he had to trick Eve into eating the apple, making her give…

Cookies for breakfast

You are a grown man or woman who has the right to eat some damn cookies for breakfast if you wish! When I was a kiddo and young teen, I didn’t make the healthiest choices when deciding on what to kick start my day with. Some days I had cereal, and sometimes I had chocolate…

You are Yours

Self love. Love thy self. “You can’t love someone else until you love yourself”. We talk about self love all the time, it’s a topic that’s never going out of style. It’s one of the most important things in life, yet it’s the hardest. You are your best friend and your worst nightmare, all in…

Maybe she’s born with it – maybe it’s her diet

We want that “Because You’re Worth It” hair, and that “Maybe it’s Maybelline” glowing skin. We turn to expensive, and chemically loaded products to get them. What our advertising isn’t telling us, is that real glowing skin, and silky hair starts from the inside. With the food you pop inside your body, together with your…

Brain mush

2018 is in full Bloom, January has already passed us by, and we’re entering February quicker than a teenage boy losing his virginity . By now the “new year new me” bullshit is either going fabulous, or starting to fade away. However it may be going, I bet the New Year started out with superior…

Welcome the new, improved YOU

As the last day of the year is upon us, we start to reminisce about the year past, where we are, and where we want to be.We make new goals, out frequencies are higher than the weed doctors on Venice Beach, and we believe that all our dreams will come true as we watch the…