Green lentil wrap

Meals that are simple as 1,2,3 are goals. All made in one pot? Even better! Less dishes, fast, and yummy. What more can a lazy person ask for when it comes to food preparation? This green lentil wrap is just that. The nutrition load is just a bonus addition! So, there’s a little background story…

Dark chocolate truffles

The holiday season is upon us. We are crawling into our nests with warm tea, and bellies ready to get filled up to the breaking point. Here I have the most simple little truffles ever!! When I say simple, I mean simple! I’m 5 talking ingredients and under 15 min. These are some fancy ass…

Purpose

What is the meaning of life? Everyone asks themselves at least 27 times during their lifetime the question of, “what am I doing with my life?!” Some people will say that making a lot of money, and being successful is the meaning of life. Some will say that doing what you love is what’s important,…

Loaded bomb ass potatoes

I’m a bit of a seasonal eater, or a period eater who gets completely addicted to certain foods in periods, and eat them until I don’t even want to hear the name of it. Right now I’m back in a potato jam, and I’ve been all over them. Russet potatoes, sweet potatoes, mashed, baked, raw….

Stop having children!

Babies are popping out like fireworks on New Years eve. Planned or unplanned, we are animals by nature and making babies pop is what we do. Back in the days it was an obvious choice to get married and have babies. It wasn’t even a choice or a question. Your life was already set up…

Your body is not a social media trend.

Trends change as often as you change your underwear, which I hope is pretty often… You are supposed to inhale all the protein you can find, not eat past 7 pm, drink coffee with butter, jump on your left leg for 25 seconds before using the bathroom, or eat mashed potatoes before going to bed….

Toxic Cleanse

Why does it come a time when everything is going so great and then all of a sudden it’s like we are falling into a deep hole of darkness and negativity and we feel drained and weighed down. What happened? You weren’t doing anything different? I’ve experienced this multiple times in my life, and it’s…

I like you very Matcha

It’s time to get up, move that ass and take over the world! Coffee is so last week, and matcha is the new caffeine so why not hit up Shuhari Matcha Café on Abbot Kinney Blvd in Venice? I think ya’ll should lil mamas and papas! The amazing matcha is a more concentrated form of…

Lettuce wrap it up

I could really shove that lettuce wrap in my mouth right now and wash it down with some hydrating coconut water. Bu I’m not at this very moment. I’m just fantasizing about it. I love cute little cafés with creative and homie ambiance. Homie as in at home not as in your young home boy…

Discipline your ass

Discipline. I’ve thought about how some people have better discipline than others, and that we always blame peoples lack of it for not reaching their goals. Goals in anything. Weight loss, being the champion taco eater, twerker of the year, you get the point. We look at people who has their shit together and we…

Swallow the Pill

Have you ever caught yourself thinking about a moment in time when you were a little kid doing something that was so hard and awful to you, and thinking about that same thing now makes you let out a mild chuckle because you were overreacting? How certain things felt like giant obstacles or the end…

Because Pasta is life

Pasta, pasta, pasta. They are just like people, comes in different shapes and sizes. Some are long, some are short, some are crocked and some are in a funny shape. Does it matter? No, because in the end we love them all. Not to ruin the beautiful moment but I could live without spaghetti. Haters…